spoopyseagull - Prologue Part 1
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This was the best take but my mom thought it was a good idea to interrupt me by walking into my room wow thanks mom.

aspoopyspark:

(( I don’t really understand how abandoned loops could work? Because they’re talked about in Hollow City, but in the first book, Miss P says she has to reset the loop every day. Also, someone needs to leave it every so often so how??????

mt-diablowjob:

now this is a fuckin gif

mt-diablowjob:

now this is a fuckin gif

kingfae:

maria-ruta:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
GIMMETHAT!!!!

PLEASE DONT FUCK THE CACTUS

kingfae:

maria-ruta:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

GIMMETHAT!!!!

PLEASE DONT FUCK THE CACTUS

mrboogieman:

A small, transparent Hipster Near for you and your blog! vuv
(Hoping to get Mello and Matt done soon~)

mrboogieman:

A small, transparent Hipster Near for you and your blog! vuv

(Hoping to get Mello and Matt done soon~)

yummytomatoes:

I took the stars from our eyes, and then I made a mapAnd knew that somehow I could find my way backThen I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness tooSo I stayed in the darkness with you

yummytomatoes:

I took the stars from our eyes, and then I made a map
And knew that somehow I could find my way back
Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too
So I stayed in the darkness with you

Negative Perceptions

e-n-t-p:

ENTP- Too unrealistic/ uncommitted
INTP- Lost inside of their head too often
INTJ- Too apathetic about people
ENTJ- Too controlling
ENFP- Too talkative
INFP- Can’t decide what they want
INFJ- Too quiet
ENFJ- Too sensitive
ESTP- Self-contradicting
ISTP- Too focused on improving things they can come off as ungrateful
ISTJ- Perfectionist
ESTJ- Too dependent on structure
ESFP- Arrogant
ISFP- Too clingy
ISFJ- Too paranoid/ stressed
ESFJ- Think they always know what’s right

When life gives you lemons . . . (A Quick Guide to Classes)
Mage: Eats, grows, and sells the lemons by utilizing what is known of them, learning more about them in the process
Seer: Studies the lemons and writes a book about them for the reference of others
Witch: Uses the lemons to make lemonade, crepes, pies, cake, sherbert, etc.
Heir: Becomes a spokesperson for the lemon gods
Maid: Grows a forest of lemon trees
Sylph: Uses the lemons as natural remedies and tends to already existing lemon trees
Prince: Makes a bomb out of the lemons that destroys the city and the lemon gods
Bard: Causes a lemon-throwing war
Thief: Hoards all the lemons and uses them to track down more lemons
Rogue: Gives the lemons to starving children
Knight: Uses the lemons for every conceivable occasion in which they would be used
Page: Initially thinks the lemons are useless, but soon finds a need for lemonade. The lemonade is crappy, but the page gets better and begins to use the lemons to make other things, sharing them with others. The city is inspired to do great things with lemons, too, and within time the page has united the city under the banner of lemons
Lord: Becomes a lemon and comes to obtain absolute control and domination of all the other lemons
Muse: Becomes a lemon and is such a good lemon that others are inspired to do amazing things with them
Bae us need to get kik

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooon—-

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

c